Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
Happy 42nd Birthday Martin John Christopher Freeman, a.k.a. light of my life.
forgetting something? we can’t just let this slide:
Nobody writes love songs like Tim.
How to parent. [via]
That last one though.
Even though it is good parenting, could you imagine how pissed you would be as a child to be told such things. Why don’t I get sweets - cuz you weren’t as god as other. I’m bored - There’s too much to do for you to be bored - ugh. The last one is actually fullproof in my opinon